Thursday, March 12, 2009

Weather and illness. . .

Since the weather here in Saint Louis has been so up and down lately, a lot of us are becoming ill...I, to this point at least, have avoided it- probably because my immune system is already turned on by my small pox vaccine- ha! Anyway, if y'all are sick, here's a kick ass recipe to fix that shit. . .

If this doesn't work, you are- as my dear old Granny used to say- Fucked!

1 whole lemon squeezed into a coffee mug
Sprinkle of cayenne pepper
2 tables spoons of brandy

Fill the cup with hot water

Chug that drink as fast as you can and cover yourself up with a blanket.
(repeat as necessary- preferably AFTER work)

You will sweat out every bit of badness that is in your body.

Spring is on the way...

Hammer

Friday, March 6, 2009

Amsterdam

Okay, so many of you heard about that Plane Crash in Amsterdam last week, right? A Turkish Airways Jet crashed while landing at Schiphol. Well, since I still read up on my Dutch News, I cam across this article today.

Here's the heading...

SCHIPHOL - Aanhangers van de Westboro Baptist Church, een sekte waarvan de aanhangers onder meer geloven dat god homoseksuelen haat, willen demonstreren bij de herdenking van de vliegtuigcrash op Schiphol.

Schiphol- Followers from the Westboro Baptist Church (God Hates Fags Group), a sect in which the follwoer belief that God Hates Homosexuals, wants to hold a demonstration at the Plane crash site at Schiphol.

HOLY SHIT!

They're still spreading their hate people...